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I thought these guys were getting better at this. Apparently whoever sent this failed "Basic Phishing Emails 101" I've got all sorts of comments and tips on how to do this better but I'll let you come up with your own.

From FedEx Express

 

   

                                             

                                              FedEx Nigeria Head Office
                                             

70 International Airport Road

                                              Mafoluku, Lagos.
                                              Tel +234-807-493-8690

 

 

Attention' Attention’ Attention'''

                                                CLAIM NOTIFICATION.

 

This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of $2 Million dollars only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to send to us the following data’s mention below:

 

1. Your Name
2.Address
3.Telephone

 

The above requested information’s will enable us deliver your parcel correctly without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person. Further more, you might be asking yourself how comes this email, cheque or draft, Anyway, your cheque was brought to this office by a Lottery Fiduciary Agent Or Claim Agent, signifying that you are a rightful winner to their Lottery Award selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one of the lucky email address.

 

FedEx courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by  lottery groups, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottery claim agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost and tax fee which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months/one year.

 

Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Company has finalized everything with the nicon insurance company of Nigeria ? and the internal revenue office as the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcel’s to be intact in their office after the released of the parcel’s from the nicon insurance company and internal revenue office.

 

We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contains the sum of $ 2 million dollars is among the 24 parcel’s listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receiver despise that we lost your private residential address’s, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address, telephone as stated above back to the FedEx company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation with this e-mail  (fedex_courier1@web2mail.com)
 
Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you that’s the fiduciary agent still owns this company the sum of  $150 before incident occurs Note this fee is not just for delivery but with the stamp duty, this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by recovery back your parcel? so dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favor.

 

Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender since we have lost his contact. this payment have to be via western union money transfer with the below payment information so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week only,as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage? Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if not for the love that the good god have for you by favoring you with his favor because it was god who did it not by your power but by the spirit say the lord.
 
We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favor.
 
And also the FedEx Courier Service Company is hereby to inform all their customers by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.
 
FedEx provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services.
 
PAYMENT INFORMATION

 

Receivers Name: Nbu Philip

Senders Name: Your Name

Text Question: Who is your father?

Answer: God almighty

Amount: $150

Location; Lagos Nigeria Africa

MTCN Number... 

 

Please you have to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number for we to fully proceed on your delivery
 
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MR.SAM BROWN.
Tel +234-807-493-8690

FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR..